make sex to me (⊙‿⊙✿)

badcgijosh:

My mom just got back from Spain and I guess she missed me or at least missed annoying me because she immediately went to our kitchen, got a banana, and now she keeps holding it out to me saying “phone call for you”
There’s never anyone calling

My mom just got back from Spain and I guess she missed me or at least missed annoying me because she immediately went to our kitchen, got a banana, and now she keeps holding it out to me saying “phone call for you”

There’s never anyone calling

ahpoordogsbody:

ashdenej:

Word of God on how DD convinced the Condesce to hand over the ring!

Very intriguing.

god damn it

spooksie:

something has him excited

failbag:

FUN FLORIDA ACTIVITIES:

start running and build up as much speed as you possibly can and then throw yourself at one of these

desired future employer: one art, please
me: /art
desired future employer: /buckets of money
me: thank

ragefulsylph:

bipch:

“if homosexuality is natural why has it only become prevalent within the past hundred years”

#let me direct u 2 ancient roman buttfucking

heyitspj:

Every time you feel down on yourself just remember that you are not a Goblin Shark